life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
(Source: pizzastiel)
CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’
A+
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
(Source: brvdleysoileau)
is that amanda bynes
(Source: himehimestar)
*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*
(Source: madfawn)
OK Computer was released 16 years ago today.
When opportunity knocks…
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again